Things Get Weird When Ubisoft & Volition Twitter Flirt

You know how in high school you’re sitting at lunch and you watch two of your friends? They’re just talking, saying the most random things, and you’re not entirely sure to call it flirting, fighting, or even speaking English? Well, the Twitter accounts for Assassin’s Creed, Saints Row, and Far Cry decided to flirt with each other and things got…kinda weird. You can see the entire thing on Storify here, but here’s the basics.

Sure, it started normal enough…

.@FarCrygame See, we got told they didn't give a… actually, we'll take your word for it.

— Assassin's Creed (@assassinscreed) January 26, 2015

.@assassinscreed @FarCrygame …Gat out of here, honey badgers don't care.

— Saints Row (@SaintsRow) January 26, 2015

And then Saints Row kicked things off.

https://twitter.com/SaintsRow/status/559774587374669824

Ezio was not impressed.

@SaintsRow @FarCrygame Ezio is not impressed. pic.twitter.com/vOAjkK7qdg

— Assassin's Creed (@assassinscreed) January 26, 2015

But the Saints never give up.

https://twitter.com/SaintsRow/status/559778440220385280

Eventually, things get weirder.

https://twitter.com/SaintsRow/status/559786414678634496

@SaintsRow @assassinscreed Safety first! pic.twitter.com/fBlHlitNVz

— Far Cry (@FarCrygame) January 26, 2015

No one had any clue what was happening, but they enjoyed the show.

@FarCrygame @SaintsRow @assassinscreed I don't know what's going on but I love it!!!

— Tired AF (@amartinezkc) January 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/MCRAgentP182/status/559786441962577921

I think I ship it…? What do we call it? VoliSoft? Assasin’s-Row-Cry?