[Featurama] Locked Out: A Dalliance With Offline Gaming

About a month ago, my cable and internet began behaving erratically. Two weeks ago, they ceased to function at all. No television, no Xbox Live, no Playstation Network; just a blinking red light above the word ‘Broadband’ on the modem. It wasn’t until a week ago that our services were restored. During that interruption, I was unable to see what my friends were playing or what new games, content, and demos were available for download. These are minor issues to [...]